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    int main(){
    	system("taskkill /f /im StudentMain.exe");
    }
    

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    果冻我要喜之郎。 Waiting 评测:评测请求正在等待被评测机抓取 Fetched 评测:评测请求已被评测机抓取,正在准备开始评测 Compiling 评测:正在编译中 Judging 评测:编译成功,正在评测中 Accepted 通过:程序输出完全正确 Wrong Answer 不通过:程序输出与标准答案不一致(不包括行末空格以及文件末空行) Time Limit Exceeded 不通过:程序运行时间超过了题目限制 Memory Limit Exceeded 不通过:程序运行内存空间超过了题目限制 Runtime Error 不通过:程序运行时错误(如数组越界、被零除、运算溢出、栈溢出、无效指针等) Compile Error 不通过:编译失败 System Error 错误:系统错误(如果您遇到此问题,请及时在讨论区进行反馈) Canceled 其他:评测被取消 Unknown Error 其他:未知错误 Ignored 其他:被忽略

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